Are Festool Jigsaws actually Cylons, or maybe Decepticons?

I hate, I mean HATE, my current jigsaw.  It won't cut square to save it's life and frankly it is about to lose its life.  The only thing it has going for it is that it is the only one I have.

So, after drinking more of the Green Koolaide, I figured let's see what ole Festool has for us.  Numerous videos, reviews, etc and I ran across this little puppy.

The Carvex PS 420 EBQ.

Anyone else think it looks a lot like a Cylon Ship????

What's next, I find out Festools are actually Decepticons?  Wow, that would explain a lot.